THE SKANK IS ON: Swine Flu skank

I love a good skank. My signature move is the Gravity Skank, developed on a steep slope on the Isle of Wight and refined on dancefloors across the nation. It's beautiful, it really is.

People everywhere are creating their own skanks - obviously not as good as mine - but there are some hot contenders.

This one, however, is pure jokes.