MPs go raving

The Telegraph newspaper says that a group of MPs will hit da club to learn about cocaine use.

Fourteen Members of Parliament will go raving because they want to see the Class-A drug's culture in action, 'warts and all'.

'Some of these clubs are real rave-ups with people doing all sorts,' said the police. Too fucking right.

So I'm left wondering, a) How they plan to watch this drug in action. Will they be waiting in toilet cubicles hoping someone will come in and start racking up a line? Which begs the question, b) Why do MPs want to spend a night in toilet cubicles? (Ron Davies might know the answer to that one) and finally, c) What will they wear?

I reckon this:

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